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Apr 15, 2014 / 331,804 notes

biggestwalkingcliche:

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

Way to go man. Yet again one guy has made the rest of us look like douche bags. You go old sport. You wanker.

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behindtheatticwall:

still my favorite

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Apr 15, 2014 / 90,917 notes

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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Apr 15, 2014 / 134,232 notes

baelor:

i saw this

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so i made this

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Apr 15, 2014 / 6,366 notes

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

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Apr 15, 2014 / 86,661 notes

violentlyoverdramatic:

spacecadet:

when i get a new tube of lipstick 

what

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Apr 15, 2014 / 20,589 notes

sherlockss-holmie:

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

it’s the most accurate depiction of an aussie guy though

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Apr 15, 2014 / 242,062 notes

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

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Apr 15, 2014 / 192,250 notes

tylerchokely:

shaquille, don’t feel

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Apr 15, 2014 / 137,052 notes

ughsher:

he’s coming

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Apr 13, 2014 / 348,991 notes

fuckonthis:

this is so important.

you fucking asshole.

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Apr 13, 2014 / 50,925 notes

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